IKEA : Hangout with the wackos...!!

Saturday. 5th Aug 2006. 5pm-4am

(L-R):Wawa, Redza-chindian, Use-man, Azea-grill, Zairee, Mamat!
Gile ah..bebudak nih! Lama gile lepak IKEA. Aku dah lengoh kaki da..Redza,zairee and mamat are Ofey's practical mates..(underaged-mates) hihi. They were cool tho! Bunch of org gilak! They were tricked to chaperone us shopping in IKEA, pushing our trollies and somehow, they got us back when we found bunch of items we don't remember putting in our trollies...metal ashtray,colourful plastic straws, soft-toys, salad ladles and a few more rubbish we dont need and laughed about when we found out. The devils we enjoying their accomplishment-the pay back! Well...then Ayie came along with his PINK -in&out-modified Satria....

Gunung Dato', N9 (15-16 July 2006)

Wtf*** is that?!!
(L-R):Pokleh, Azea & Sarah..
Almost on top of the world.. for the 2nd time I’ve reached the peak of Mount Dato’ (tho i've swore and grumbled like a grumpy ol'spinster like the 1st time) heh! It was an indeed a pure satisfaction and so-damn worth of all the whining,sweat and cramps! (kesian ko puden,dah tpakse sexy depan kitorg.. muahaha.. rezeki.. rezeki..) The view was magnificent! It was an easy climb lah..
We--> Azea, A’an, Liyana, Puden, Ct, Zue,A lang, Jal,Nana,Kakek & Sarah(wakil nama Klub:)

On Our Way Down...
(L-R): Jal,Sarah,Azea(red bandanna), Liyana, puden, Alang, Kakek, Zue, Ct, A'an(lepak kat blkg)..
Time ni kitorg semua benci dgn 'Abg Mo'.. gelak kat Liyana dgn ustaz Zul-"Saya Faham..".. and semua gila ayaq kelapa ais..fooh! Sampai bawah jek semua layan air terjun...ondway balik plak layan durian...pergh..x hingat!!

*These are the pics of me&A'an -last year's trip to Gunung Dato'..

BANDUNG-JAKARTA by Crazee Malaysians-(PART 1)

DATE: 18-22 February 2006
Cheeseeee...!! (Azhar & Me at the Bandung's International Airport..doesn't look like one,huh?)
Okay peeps! I know this is kinda late news.. yeah..i was a bit busy with work and life..(who doesn't?) well, there goes my only excuse.
I had no sleep since the 16th, and I’m practically a living zombie today.. managed to packed in a few hours before departure time..At 0400, shoot to KLIA, arrived an hour and a half later, settled the ticketings and all those jazz..had a big breakfast at McD..now i know A’an detest coffee..hehehe..Azhar belagak dengan bun carefour dier..hihihi and at 0745-up & away to Bandung through the clear blue sky, and i noticed how weary the flight wings looked...huhuhu

“It’s gonna blow up!! It’s gonna blow up..!!” -Final Destination I

ARRIVED!!!
(0940-0840 Indo hour)
Airport Bandara Hussin Sastera Negara Bandung..which is..half of what it is..hihihi
Azhar gawked and drooled over the sexy Indonasian commercial ads while waiting for Dilla & Dino(the pak supir)..

ITB Conference
(L-R): Victor,Hornydrunkhacker, Pokley, Hazim, Bob-chi, Abg, Tesna, Dilla, Azea, Azhar
We have arrived at ITB-Institut Teknologika Bandung (i guess..). It was where we met the crazy, outstanding hackers, even those who proudly stated that he could only think straight when he’s drunk-cheers!! And he claimed that he is always horny (from his various horny-stickers on his laptop).


Hotel-Holiday Inn...
It was raining and it was freezing...
Here we are posing in front of the entrance of Bandung's Holiday in Hotel.. the only person who spend the night here is SK..the rest..were just there..for SK..hahahahahah!! Yeah,rite! but only we know what we did there...hope no one will black-mail us with that!! Muahahah!


Restoran Kampung Daun-Puncak!
Before our dinner..at the most memorable place to eat..the whole ambience was fantastic!





Before we dine..we pose!
Altho' it was drizzling, we had fun..(with a grumbling tummy) It was almost dark when we got there..

All of us we seated on a long table, japanese style. Dion, Tesna and Victor were the ones responsible introducing us to this wonderful place... (aside from making silly jokes and cramp our tumms!)







One of the dish.. Nasi Goreng Kampung Daun..
How am i suppose to finish all that by myself?

Azea & Dilla (Drooling over our dish!)

Can't re-call what we had but it was satisfying! Dilla mcm biasa la..sure x abis makan punye..we were sharing the big plate. Nak tau tak..they kind of steamed the rice with petai... ayoohhh!! It was nice,tho..

Part 11-coming up soon....

Low,so low...down below...

What's the difference between ANNOYED,JEALOUSY & INSECURE?
You are ANNOYED when you are irritated..when what you want, u dont get..or even, not used to the situation, action or attitude..in this case, it needs at least 1 peep involved, but to be JEALOUS, it needs at least 2 people involved. Eg-Gf is jealous of her bf going out with another girl. (so there'r 3 peeps involved). She's jealous of the girl for getting her bf's attention..and maybe 'some' affection..(haha) It's not that she doesn't trust her bf..it's just that she wouldn't want her bf to treat the girl as if she's special.. she's jealous because, she can sense that this would lead to trouble. from friends to close friends, best friends, special friend and finally..u should know by now-the substitute!! Hah! She could see that coming!! It's not that we are jealous guys..we know what other girls know, act..the plan..the seducing and sweet-talking... How did we know all that? It's in the Eve's genes, i guess. Well then, here comes INSECURITY- it's when your comfort zone being probed or disturbed. By what? U name it..by a sudden presence, situation...environment...everything under the sun. What makes you afraid of having another person/animal/object in your comfort zone is..loosing your rights to what you have in the first place! Combine all three- You are ANNOYED at first, the you are JEALOUS.. and starts to feel insecure of what's happening...So not cool..but..it's inevitable,peeps!! So no matter how loud you boast, u'll agree with my theory. I can assure u that,myself!! -End

(On the process of writing the article, the author was suffering from a very complicated and messy mental disorder..No, you dont want to know what it is. Trust me!)

Al-Jeffri's Futsal Team...Hihihi..!! -cute!!

FUTSAL TOURNAMENT (26th March 2006) -Ampang Sport Planet
-->A'an and his team.. (Al-Jefri's Audit Firm) well..yes, they are small in size, however, they managed to the semi's..hahhaha.. Hey.. they had their practice session every once a week, even a friendly match, once! (with my company,tho!!) So..hard work is the answer,people.. This picture was taken when they have won their first match which entitled them into the league..You can see them all smiley and happy..especially that over-excited guy in green t-shirt,putting up his hands as if the have won the finals!! hahhaha..i love their spirit!! the staff and the boss as well..fascinating!
-->See what i meant bout their sportmanship-spirit? hahaha...i call this: strategy planning.. :) they were devided into two teams actually. One is Al-Jefri' s team and the other is MGI's team. I have no foggiest idea what MGI stands for.. Unfortunetly,the second team didn't break to the league on their first match. Nevermind,guys..there's always next time!! Yeeehah! And next time, I'll be glad to be your cameraman again..hihi!!




---> This is me and my brown-sugar, A'an. No, we didn't plan to wear green that day. And no, it's not fate or whatever you guys call it.I don't believe that my love life depends on the colour of our shirts. Totally bullocks!! So..this picture is taken right before my liltle 5 year-old-cousin, Elissa was hit by a ball right at the back. Jatuh terduduk kau...kesian tuh! There at the back, the lady pointing at us is my her mom, which makes her, my aunt..duhh! No, it's not that she was careless or anything, it's just that it was an accident lah!! the ball came from nowhere!! Enough la..daa..Btw, i had fun!! -End

p/s- what? the Bandung Jakarta trip? It's coming up as promised..hihihi..when? that's a surprise...(macam best sgt je suspen-suspen cam ni..uhuk!)

Azrai...D'sengal Xpedition...

Gunung Bintang,Sedim, Kedah. (1800m)29th-31st Jan 2006
L-R clockwise: Me,Kamal-Sakai-Azrai,Bob,Ayzee,Ayie (Just getting started.. )

• Participation : 37 peeps (29 UUM-kembararians, 8 not-so-old seniors..aku baru grad la..mude lagi,dol!!)
• Total Cost : RM60 (Great food,tho!!)
• Hvsack : kali ni 42+10 liters jek..
• Secret Weapons : Popia Otak2, Frakfruters, Hot&spicy cken drummets,Cocktails, Bison tabbaco to puff away..(hihi,no lah! i made this up)
• Project Rate : 6 out of 10

Hihihi...this would be one of the most hilarious hiking experience..since we got Azrai-"ko ada dadah x? kalo xde,bak rokok sebatang..kedekut,Pant*t,puk*mak..muka aku hensem x?" (bukan nama sebenar) with us...hahahha..that's the one in red shirt...i miss u all dude & dudettes!!

2) At Gunung Bintang's Peak...

All xcited to shoot down from the peak..right before the "cocktail party"-Organized by A'an(who is not in the picture,busy We enjoyed the sunrise(as usual).It was superb!!(yeah,as usual..) The night before, I noticed in awe of the bright,twinkling stars spread all over the ever-clear,open sky. Fascinating, as it matches the name of the mountain...if only i could tell the names of every stars & horoscopes..maybe,just maybe then,i could tell my future from it..haha. silly me!! Eh,ha..to explain those two naked guys at the back(kamal&awie), it's not that they are having a bikini contest, serial rapist/flashers who got lost and joined us, or anything like that..they were actually testing their limits againts the cold tempreture. (organized by A'an,again)-Contest: Sapa Tahan Sejuk..Dia Kacak! However,it wasn't that challenging since Kinabalu lagi sejuk,dol..!! Waklu!!

WHO'S WHO...Squatting-Standing,L-R: Zaki,Zul,Nana(hidden by Zul's big head!!),Azea(me!), Chela,Pa'an(Project Director),Sub,Egoat,K-own,Ayie,Semah,Ain,J-own,Sarah, Botak, Lyn, Kamal, Awie, Eja, Tini, Kadir, Ayzee,?,Wan,Zura,Kakek,Puden.

3) Air Terjun yg boleh switch on & off sukahati..heater pun ader beb..!!

1. Kitorg tengah menghadap air terjun la time ni, tu yang xde gambo air terjun tuh..heh-heh-heh...Baru sampai air terjun je ni, lepas 4jam 30 min hiking..psyco gak coz:-
2. 1-dah lama x hiking..dok opis jek..
3. 2-guide tuh tipu arr..cakap hiking 2jam jek!!
4. 3-Aku dah tua la..hihihih...
5. 4-Depan aku xde mangsa yg menarik utk dijadikan inspirasi.. (Kurr& Rizal- Panjang,you know what i'm talking about..hahhah)

p/s: i have no foggiest idea what peja is doing.. (front,in blue-purple jersey & football socks)- he's the waterfall janitor! hihihi..boleh pulak terlupa nak bawak air terjun naik puncak..tu yg semua x mandi kat puncak..hampeh btul la ko ni peja!!

---> This is me and ct..enjoying the sunrise from the top of the mountain..to explain the liverpool scarf i'm wearing there..i absolutely have nothing againts MU,Liverpool,or Chelsea,AC Milan and the rest of the FC..to make it worse..i prefer NFL and NBA..sorry ya! It's just a scarf,for godsake!! Drop it,already..!!!

---> This is most of us..left behind..too busy having fun taking pictures and telling mindless jokes..!! I learnt my lesson not to run all the way downhill with my Eager sandals..it hurs your soles, calves and your mind as well... for those who hitched a ride with the guides, (kamal & i forgot sape sorang lagi) -shame on you!!! booohoo...!!! Pondan arrr..korang!!

--> Sub & me..trying to act cool or goth..i'm not sure which one..both not working for me.. Look at my hair!!! omigod!! Mind the lovely bonzai's, dwarf bushes and all...just-look-at-my-hair!!!! Arrgghhh.....!!! Horrible..horrible..people will get nightmares over this one.. Btw..thanx ya Kurr..for the Jim Thompson t-shirt..the cute jumbo reminds me a lot of u..!!

-->As a tribute..this is Kurr...he's supposed to hike with us, unfortunetly,he sprained his ankle- wallclimbing at Gua Kelam Perlis...tu la..degil x nak tunggu aku n a'an... Si gebu kesayangan aku & A'an nih....i guess..he should be one of 7 wonders of the world..for having a butt so white and cute..macam iklan baby Pampers tu...hahaha!! How did i know of this?? Hahahahah...ask those who hiked the Kerinchi Volcano, Indonesia with me..hahahah!!!

Okay peeps...that's all i can post in for this trip..the rest are..well confidential! (konon..) penat dah actually...I rest my case..Cheers!!

p/s: coming up..Bandung-Jakarta Trip on February'06